Bender Wikipedia Biography

We ourselves are rude. You, then, sometimes think? You are a thinker. What is your last name, thinker? Jean-Jacques Russo? Mark Aurelius? The third stage will begin after the capture of the perpetrator. It is accompanied by sensitive beatings. And the son of the pijon. And your children will be pijones. You think very tightly, just like an articulate mammal. I tell you this as a specialist in horns and hooves.

I don't need an eternal needle. I don't want to live forever. The countess runs a pond with a changed face. Light orange barrels of the Karamazov brothers. Panikovsky - go, go, I give only on Saturdays. In childhood, I killed on the spot. From the slingshot. Is this your relative of Studebecker? Dad is your Studybekker? Why are you stuck to a person? You need to kill such experts!

What did I still do? He did not create teachings, he squandered the students, he did not resurrect the dead panic. We will remember this to them! I picked them up. Look, they were not even dusty. Meanwhile, many find that I am strikingly similar to my father. See, booths, what can be made from Zinger's simple sewing machine? A small device - and the lovely collective farm sub -tower turned out.

Maybe they will help there. Now the body will take place. Or, in short, expressing life dictates to us its harsh laws. This is a vulgar lesson. I mean theft. Not to mention the fact that it is sinful to steal - my mother probably introduced you to such a doctrine in childhood - this is also a aimless waste of energy and energy. And I leave your life only because I want to re -educate you.

But was the deceased moral person? No, he was not a moral person. It was a former blind, impostor and Gusekrad.

He laid all his strength to live at the expense of society. But society did not want him to live at his expense. And Mikhail Samulevich could not bear this contradiction in the views, because he had a quick -tempered character. And so he died. I study the souls of my patients. And for some reason, very stupid souls always come across to me. I am a free artist and a cold philosopher. I have no wings, but I have a criminal code.

This is my weakness. And the Janissaries do not know pity for neither women, nor children, nor under the underground Soviet millionaires. Count Monte Cristo did not work out of me. We will have to retrain into managers. Obviously, the quotes about Ostap [edit], Ilf saw a lot of funny, because he always chuckled to himself, although he was silent. Dozens of Ostapov Bender, who have not yet been described and not exposed, paced the gear past Ilf.

They did not pay much attention to him and only occasionally released sharpnesses about his intellectual pince -nez and upheld trousers. Sometimes they nevertheless offered Ilf hydrochloric acid in nature at that time for a long time no longer for a soldering iron or three meters of wire cut in a synagogue. In such cases, Ilf entered a lively bargain, exclusively with the aim of listening to the latest set of Odessa sharpness, oaths and curses.

Fashion for oaths often changed.