Sample creative biography

Konstantin Hoffmann I was born in March and immediately began creativity. My bass quails in the morning, consisting of repetitions in various combinations of vowels “U”, “s” and “A”, woke up not only the wrinkled babies surrounding me, but all the medical personnel within the radius of two floors. And now - I still can’t stop ... For the first time, I consciously took up painting at the age of 5 months in the school diary of the older sister.

A lively response to my first work gave an occasion to think about everything that exists, as well as about my personal purpose. Visiting a kindergarten, already in the middle group, I shocked a music teacher with an artificial shinion on my head by fulfilling the romance “Do not tempt me without need”, and then, without any pause - thieves non -literary verses from the life of Odessa criminals.

Studying at school, he was an irremovable editor of the school wall newspaper, in which he first knew the joy of literary creativity. Semen Ignatievich Babichev, who was ridiculous by me, did not limit himself to a deuce in a quarter, but achieved a separate, in my honor, an emergency teacher’s council, to this day, he cannot forget me the truthful anti -alcohol article ...

We have always had an extensive library at home. I had to read a lot, and sometimes, as a remuneration for the craving for the beautiful, in the volume of Gilyarovsky or Bulgakov, I found a five -ruble piece of paper from my father’s staging. In literature lessons, I honestly replied that my favorite writers are Gilyarovsky and Bulgakov, which brought a young teacher to a pedagogical stupor.

At the Medical Institute, right from the evening of the freshman, I was taken by force to the construction team of the Creative Committee, where I immediately, as a result of some strange elections, became the main poet-songwriter of the faculty and met with pure medical alcohol that evening ... After two prolonged trips to the farm north to build the julius Fuchik pig farm, I decided to finish the rampant life and finally engage in, finally, to do it.

The study, but in the dean’s office it turned out that I have long and irrevocably expelled for poor performance. In order not to upset my parents, I quickly submitted documents to another institute and began to study the metallurgical business with fervor. However, even here it was not without creativity. In my report on the history of Russia, telling about the murder of Tsar Peter the Three, the whole professor escaped, and this report had to be repeated a month later at some historical forum with bearded gray-haired aksakals on the presidium.

I liked it not only me, but also my wife. Mom, knowing all of Pushkin by heart, respectfully raised her eyebrows, and even her sister - a certified journalist - read him to the end and at the same time never grimaced in her face.

I was surprised and wrote a second story. The same story was repeated ... As a result of all this, I organized a small company working in the field of construction. And I am engaged in creativity exclusively for my own pleasure.