Mr. Kursk biography

But grandmothers always know where to buy products for the promotion over the years in Kursk there are fewer markets: they are demolished, and supermarkets are being built instead of markets. Products in markets are more expensive than in stores, but fresh and tastier. I rarely have time to stop there, but if I get to the market, I buy a lot. There are no special local products in Kursk.

In cafes and restaurants, they mainly serve European and Japanese cuisine. Until the local liquid-vodka plant closed, the Streletskaya steppe was brought from Kursk as a gift from Kursk. I did not try it, but the acquaintance of the connoisseur said that this was one of the best balms in Russia. Then the "Streletsky steppe" disappeared from the shelves. Now the guests of the city are only left to gnaw at the Kursk Antonovka-this is a variety of yellow-green apples bred in Kursk.

On Lenin Street, there is even a monument to the Kursk Antonovka in the form of a copper one and a half meter apple. There are practically no small, cozy and highly specialized cafes in Kursk. An ordinary Kursk institution offers land, pizza, paste and Ossetian pies. All this is prepared a little better than can be done in your kitchen. After Moscow restaurants, Kursk can hardly surprise, but there are some pleasant exceptions.

The Kikan restaurant is interesting in that it is located on the open roof of the shopping center. In "Bykovsky" good steaks are prepared, and The Cock is an incredibly atmospheric pub. But three good establishments to the whole city are getting boring sooner or later. With this money, you can eat a steak, salad and drink wine at the bush with cheese. Every month in the city, someone decides that pizza delivery is a very profitable business, and opens his delivery with the name “something there Pizza”.

A few months later, an announcement appears on Avito on the sale of a super-profitable business, and the entrepreneurial community is replenished with a new coach and a business trainer. But whether it will be profitable - the question of the network institutions appeared in Kursk recently: the first McDonald's opened around the year, and the CFS in the year. Prices are lower than that of popular franchises, and food is tastier.

In Kursk, everything is fine with street food, the city can be considered the capital of shawarma in the Black Earth Region. The love of shawarme is universal, no one is afraid to poison and does not consider the eating shawarma something shameful. I don’t know if something can unite the chicken more than the love of shawarme. In the evening, a taxi, a premium SUV, and low-ended “nines”, and police cars are parked near the shawarma shopping shopping center near the BOMOANG shopping center.

When my wife was in the hospital, the girl from the next bunk asked her husband to bring her shawarma. He brought her double in the cheese lavash. There are six more kiosks across the road. I have a familiar shawarmier who always knows where they sell the best shawarma climate of the Kursk climatic season for about a month behind the calendar. Sometimes we celebrate the New Year without snow, but then the snowdrifts lie until the end of March.

For the past three years, everything has been melting quickly in the spring, and there is little rain in the fall, so in the off -season it is dry. In Kursk there are two entertaining weather phenomena: spring snowfall and flooding of the central market. Spring snowfall is when everything is melting in March, the first leaves turn around, the first pants are turning up, and after a week or two it suddenly piles half a meter of snow.

Around the end of June, rains are in Kursk, and the central market is flooded. In the years, the water was waist -deep: several streets drowned along with the rails, tram, cars and kiosks. After the water falls, the scandal rises in the media and social networks. Everyone scolds the authorities for the fact that they did not clean the storms. The authorities replies that the stormwood has nothing to do with it, and refers to the spill of the Tuskar river.

While everyone is finding out the causes of flooding, ads on the sale of unstoped and unpainted cars at a price below the market appear on Avito. In a year or two, everything is repeated again. This is the spring of the year, March 22. Then I did not have a car yet, so that day I took pictures more than digging if you arrived in Kursk in the summer, do not park during the rain near the central market.

Sometimes the Kuryans pronounce some sounds in Ukrainian, and in the border villages they speak at all on Surzhik-the explosive mixture of Ukrainian and Russian languages. Kursk speech is easy to find out by the fricative "he": Christ, Khaz, Horod, move. To understand how it sounds, look at the interview with the ex-governor of the Kursk region. There are exceptions when the letter “g” is not pronounced at all.

Then the phrase “Put cigarettes in the trunk” sounds like “Put the Siata in the Baeier”. The Kuryans often pronounce the sound “y” instead of “B”: not “grandson of Vovka”, but “Unuk Wauka”. The soft sign disappears in the words “cord” and “Morkou”, but appears in the words “Rid” and “look”. If “he” is the king of the Kursk dialect, then “or” is his queen.

In Kursk, “either” replaces “either” and “something”. Here are examples: “Is he stuck there either?

And the phrase “Are you a fool? If, according to the chicken, you say nonsense, get ready for the question “Sho are you drilling? Here they say “their”, “inein” and “her”.Moreover, “ineffies” is the pronoun of the past tense, and the “shey” is the present, for example: “Vasya is an ex -husband, and Vitya is her present.” Often, the genitive case is used instead of the vinological one: "I bought UAZ yesterday." The word "mouse" in Kursk masculine: "Look, musteen muste!

Those who are younger say more correctly, but “brushes”, “either” and the fricative “he” can be heard in almost anyone. Absolutely everyone goes to shops. Trade centers shopping centers are the center of Kursk life. There are not just shops - in shopping centers people live, work, eat, play sports, celebrate holidays and play weddings. The shopping centers are at every step: only in the north-west of the city there are about a dozen of them.

Playgrounds, movies, attractions, gyms, pools, supermarkets, shops - all this is located in shopping centers. Separately, only the theater, circus, several cafes and restaurants exist from them. There are two supermarket networks in Kursk: Europe and Greenn. They are like Montecki and Capuletti: their owners have long been in a quarrel, few people remember why, but everyone knows that they are fighting.

If Greenn built the largest megacenter, then soon a double hypertension of Europe will appear near it. Previously, "Europe" and "Greenn" were approximately the same. Now Greenn resembles a ennobled market with a cafe and fitness centers. It seems that “Europe” wins the “Greenna”, but he also does not bast: “Green” noticeably ahead of “Europe” in revenue and profit. In the list of five hundred of the largest companies in Russia, according to RBC, it takes a place, ahead of Europe for almost a hundred positions.

The paradox of the Kursk “Trade -centric anomaly” is that shopping centers at every step, but there is nothing to buy in them. The assortment is focused on a very average consumer. If the tastes and interests are at least slightly different from the usual ones, you will have to buy things on the Internet. Once I wanted to buy a double -breasted suit in Kursk and simply could not find it.

Everywhere there were standard gray-blue two-fabric costumes a little better than polyethylene. I had to order in the online store. Entertainment in Kursk is only popular artists who will definitely collect the full hall, for example, Stas Mikhailov or Philip Kirkorov. Russian alternative groups are rare here. Even the King and the Jester during his popularity for some reason went around Kursk.

In the Kursk Drama Theater, classic plays are still put on, which I went to school to. But in Kursk good cinemas in shopping centers. They are new and almost always half empty: only three cinemas have opened in the city only in the past few years. If you go to the movies together and buy snacks, they will cost more than tickets. If on the weekend I want to go out of town, you can go to the parks of the Maryino estate, to the monastery of the root deserts or to the Battle Museum on the Kursk Bulge in the Belgorod Region.

When the chicken has several free days, they go to Moscow.